Changing Places & Tentacles.
I think last night's dream has got to top my list of weird dreams EVER and that's saying something!
For some reason I was dressed up as Whoopi Goldberg, big hair and everything and I managed to fool everyone, even though I didn't sound anything like her and I took my kids to my sister-in-law's for the day. For some reason she gave them some breakfast, even though they'd already had some and my son proceeded to leave it because he was already full!
My brother-in-law didn't believe that I was Whoopi Goldberg and then the real person turned up so I had to come clean. I pulled the wig off and ran my fingers through... my shaved head!
I wasn't me at all, I was my hubby! 
I left the face on and went home to find my mam babysitting an extremely active baby. She was only a few weeks old, yet she filled the moses basket and was actually managing to flick herself up by holding herself rigid. There were 2 baskets, one bigger than the other and she was in the smaller one. I said to my mam that she filled it and should be in the bigger one, and the next thing I knew, she'd fallen into it and was filling that one too! I picked her up but still had the Whoopi Goldberg face on so my mam suggested I should go clean up. I was looking for face wash stuff, then realised I just needed to peel it off.
Somehow I ended up back as me and was nursing the baby again till her parent's arrived to pick her up.
The next part of this blog details a conversation I had with my son when he was in the bath earlier. He'd had his hair washed and was full of bubbles which I told him to wash off and he had his hands in the water. Now he has a habit of playing with Stephen and the twins and today was no exception, but he suddenly asked, "What's these mam?" I looked down and saw what he meant and was struck dumb! What do I tell him? Do I tell him their real name or make one up..? I consulted hubby and decided to tell him the proper name, though he insisted that they weren't called that, they were beans because that's what they felt like. Beans in 2 bags!
Anyway, he finished with the bath and came through to where everyone else was sitting and told everyone quite proudly that he had beans! Then he said that they weren't reallt called beans, they're really called tentacles, but girls don't have tentacles. Thus ensued my pre-pubescent whispering to me that she knew what girls and boys bits were really called and going all shy and embarrassed when she told me!
So I've now got no doubt that the talk of the playgrounds tomorrow will be of tentacles and beans...
For some reason I was dressed up as Whoopi Goldberg, big hair and everything and I managed to fool everyone, even though I didn't sound anything like her and I took my kids to my sister-in-law's for the day. For some reason she gave them some breakfast, even though they'd already had some and my son proceeded to leave it because he was already full!
My brother-in-law didn't believe that I was Whoopi Goldberg and then the real person turned up so I had to come clean. I pulled the wig off and ran my fingers through... my shaved head!
I wasn't me at all, I was my hubby! I left the face on and went home to find my mam babysitting an extremely active baby. She was only a few weeks old, yet she filled the moses basket and was actually managing to flick herself up by holding herself rigid. There were 2 baskets, one bigger than the other and she was in the smaller one. I said to my mam that she filled it and should be in the bigger one, and the next thing I knew, she'd fallen into it and was filling that one too! I picked her up but still had the Whoopi Goldberg face on so my mam suggested I should go clean up. I was looking for face wash stuff, then realised I just needed to peel it off.
Somehow I ended up back as me and was nursing the baby again till her parent's arrived to pick her up.
The next part of this blog details a conversation I had with my son when he was in the bath earlier. He'd had his hair washed and was full of bubbles which I told him to wash off and he had his hands in the water. Now he has a habit of playing with Stephen and the twins and today was no exception, but he suddenly asked, "What's these mam?" I looked down and saw what he meant and was struck dumb! What do I tell him? Do I tell him their real name or make one up..? I consulted hubby and decided to tell him the proper name, though he insisted that they weren't called that, they were beans because that's what they felt like. Beans in 2 bags!
Anyway, he finished with the bath and came through to where everyone else was sitting and told everyone quite proudly that he had beans! Then he said that they weren't reallt called beans, they're really called tentacles, but girls don't have tentacles. Thus ensued my pre-pubescent whispering to me that she knew what girls and boys bits were really called and going all shy and embarrassed when she told me!
So I've now got no doubt that the talk of the playgrounds tomorrow will be of tentacles and beans...
posted by Ailsa @ 11:07 pm
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