Woman, 28, Shot In Barrow!
Ok, so I wasn't really shot in Barrow, but I was in my dream last night!
For some reason I was in Barrow and with Cameron Diaz
and someone was pointing a gun at me! When he pulled the trigger, he was aiming at my head and I was lying on the floor, but I managed to get out of the way and he hit me in the shoulder instead. There wasn't really that much blood, but I was holding my hand over the wound to stop myself bleeding to death.
The next thing I knew, I was still holding my shoulder, but was back in my old secondary school which had turned into a radio station. I was told that I'd need to find Philip Schofield to help me because he knew loads about gunshot wounds.
I was up and down the stairs trying to find his studio but couldn't find it so I went back to the person who'd sent me looking. They then said, "Oh, it's downstairs, not up." So I went downstairs and discovered that it was Phillipa Forrester NOT Philip Schofield!
I managed to get it properly dressed but there was still a bullet in it so we decided that we'd have to drive back to Whitehaven for the hospital, but there were galeforce winds outside so we couldn't drive on the motorway. They'd closed all roads leading out of Barrow and were even taking away gates and barriers so that no-one could drive so we had to stay where we were.
By this time all my family were with me and we happened to have mattresses and duvets with us, which we set out at the side of the road to sleep on! My son was sleeping low down so we had to kinda half cover him with the duvet to keep him warm.
The next thing I remember is that we were back home and packing for my daughter's school trip to Holland. We had loads of suitcases for her to pick from but I could only carry them in one hand because I still had that bullet in my shoulder and it was fastened up in a sling.
Then we were in the car and I decided to check the wound and found that it had healed but the bullet could clearly be seen under my skin!
The night before I dreamt that me and hubby were renewing our wedding vows in Morrisons (of all places!) and it was on the telly! We were keeping it a low key affair, but loads of people turned up all dressed up to the nines and we were in jeans and trainers! I kept remembering that we'd forgotten stuff and kept nipping out to grab bread, teacakes and stuff every 5 minutes!
I'm wondering if it's the hayfever doing something to my head because I haven't had such strange dreams in a very long time!
For some reason I was in Barrow and with Cameron Diaz
and someone was pointing a gun at me! When he pulled the trigger, he was aiming at my head and I was lying on the floor, but I managed to get out of the way and he hit me in the shoulder instead. There wasn't really that much blood, but I was holding my hand over the wound to stop myself bleeding to death.The next thing I knew, I was still holding my shoulder, but was back in my old secondary school which had turned into a radio station. I was told that I'd need to find Philip Schofield to help me because he knew loads about gunshot wounds.
I was up and down the stairs trying to find his studio but couldn't find it so I went back to the person who'd sent me looking. They then said, "Oh, it's downstairs, not up." So I went downstairs and discovered that it was Phillipa Forrester NOT Philip Schofield!I managed to get it properly dressed but there was still a bullet in it so we decided that we'd have to drive back to Whitehaven for the hospital, but there were galeforce winds outside so we couldn't drive on the motorway. They'd closed all roads leading out of Barrow and were even taking away gates and barriers so that no-one could drive so we had to stay where we were.
By this time all my family were with me and we happened to have mattresses and duvets with us, which we set out at the side of the road to sleep on! My son was sleeping low down so we had to kinda half cover him with the duvet to keep him warm.
The next thing I remember is that we were back home and packing for my daughter's school trip to Holland. We had loads of suitcases for her to pick from but I could only carry them in one hand because I still had that bullet in my shoulder and it was fastened up in a sling.
Then we were in the car and I decided to check the wound and found that it had healed but the bullet could clearly be seen under my skin!
The night before I dreamt that me and hubby were renewing our wedding vows in Morrisons (of all places!) and it was on the telly! We were keeping it a low key affair, but loads of people turned up all dressed up to the nines and we were in jeans and trainers! I kept remembering that we'd forgotten stuff and kept nipping out to grab bread, teacakes and stuff every 5 minutes!
I'm wondering if it's the hayfever doing something to my head because I haven't had such strange dreams in a very long time!
posted by Ailsa @ 11:05 pm
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